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BIG TEAM RULES
Just as society has rules which allow us
to function, the BIG Team has rules which allow us to
function to maximize BIGness.
Disc One, Track One in the BIG
Team Vehicle shall always be Ministry,
"Jesus Built My Hotrod". It shall
always be played to start a trip or to begin a
race day.
Disc Two, Track Two shall always
be Blur, "song two". It shall always be
played twice, and all present and accounted for
Members must shout "WooHoo" at the
appropriate time
Within 24 hours of the BIG Team
arriving in Daytona Beach, all BIG Members must
joyously enter the Atlantic Ocean, and experience
BIG Shrinkage.
Before any trip that may end up
with watersport activity being enjoyed, Raoul
must present two pairs of approved bathing wear
to the Big Team, before he is allowed to join the
excursion. This is to avoid incidents such as the
infamous 2000 Raoul "torn trunks in the
Atlantic" situation, that young women in
Florida are still traumatized by.
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